Sermon 34

Sermon 34: Smashing the Idols that Mock the Lord thy God

By The Rev. Eric Kalinowski

Exodus 20:4 commands us: “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath!” We are truly living in the last days! So, what did I find hidden in the parsonage closet of the former youth minister? What was Steven Roland doing with the church's hard-earned tithe money? He wasn't buying soul-winning tracts! He wasn't supporting missionaries! HE WAS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC GRAVEN IMAGES OF JAPANESE DEMONS! I walked into that room and I saw them. Rows and rows of these “figurines” which is just a fancy word for WICKED SINFUL DOLLS! Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments! A 31-year-old grown man, who claimed to be single for the Lord, keeping a secret harem of plastic Jezebels in his closet! It is the epitome of an EMASCULATED, DEGENERATE lifestyle! A man throughly and utterly emasculated who claimed to be chaste for the Lord but it was merely an excuse for why he has no wife and no family! He tried to tell me they were “rare collectibles” from Japan! He tried to tell me they hold their value! SINFUL TRASH HAS NO VALUE UNTO THE LORD! I wanted to grab those plastic abominations, take them out to the gravel lot behind the church, and crush them under the tires of my truck! I wanted to smash this utter treachery into the dirt where it belongs! Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings! GET THIS FILTH OUT OF YOUR HOMES LEST YE BE ON THE ROAD TO PERDITION!